Dog Jokes

What do dogs owned by chemists do with their bones? They barium.   What do dogs do when they need to take a bathroom break during a movie? They press the paws button.   Our dog brings us the newspaper every day... Funny thing is, we've never subscribed to any!   Why are dogs' barks so loud? They have built-in sub-woofers.   What do dogs usually like to eat at the movie theaters? Pupcorn   Want to know if your wife or your dog loves you more? Just lock them both in a...

What breed of dog goes after anything that is red? A Bulldog.   What do you call a dog that has been left outside in the cold for an extended period of time? A chili-dog.   Why did the man living in Alaska name his dog Frost? Because Frost bites.   Why are dogs terrible dancers? Because they have two left feet.   Which dog breed loves living in the Big Apple? A New Yorkie.   What do dogs get after they graduate from obedience school? Their masters.   When you...